I decided not to, though.
I'm just going to torment you endlessly by having everything be explained by hard-working inferring and cheesy Thaumcraft references. For example, not explaining what Thaumcraft is and why I referenced it. (Thaumcraft's a modification for Minecraft, I referenced it because it's amazing)
So basically, against all my First-Blog-Post-Principles, I made a big deal about my first post and took about 3 paragraphs of space that could have been spent documenting my life online for when I become ridiculously famous and ride around on an extra-terrestrial horse.
Anyway, moving on to the part where I do good things:
Discovery: Rainy Day
Today was a rainy day. I live in a big, chunky, dry state where all you get is weird exotic creepy-crawlies and a reputation for horses and cowboys and epic battles for independence. So normally, you don't get enough rain so that way your shorts get soaked by walking through puddles.
Seriously, there is nothing better then walking through a big, long puddle that takes up an eighth of the street. Hence, the soaked shorts.
And then I stopped because there's some little piece of dirt under my nail-bed, and my mother is going to insist on me cleaning it out, which is ridiculously uncomfortable.
So I'm going to mention it and hope she doesn't notice.
Dude! If you tell the internet, your mom will certainly find out...
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